Rick and Morty

"Death is just nature's way of saying you're done."

"Beauty is subjective and therefore meaningless."

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of wasting time while you sleep."

"Work is what you do to avoid thinking about existence."

"A leader is just someone willing to make the worst decisions first."

"Faith is believing in something when all evidence suggests you shouldn't."

"Music is noise organized to distract from the void."

"Art is just expressing yourself before you die."

"You can't escape your nature, even if you try to pickle yourself out of it."

"Peace is a myth invented by people afraid of chaos."

"Freedom means making your own terrible decisions."

"Family is just a word, but it means something if you let it."

"Success is just doing whatever the hell you want without caring about consequences."

"The universe doesn't care about your problems, so you shouldn't either."

"I turned myself into a pickle because it was funny and now I'm stuck."

"Science is about admitting you don't know something yet."

"You gotta do what you gotta do to get schwifty."

"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."

"Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed."

"The key to a good life is not thinking about it too much."

"I'm a pickle, Morty! I'm Pickle Rick! Whoa!"