Rick and Morty

"Success is a pyramid of bodies, Morty. Bodies of the weak."

"Happiness is just dopamine, which I manufacture artificially."

"You can't science your way out of every problem, but you can try."

"I've been to a thousand Earths. They're all disappointingly similar."

"Burps are the punctuation of genius."

"The only constant in the universe is entropy. And me."

"Politics is two wolves and a sheep voting on dinner."

"Literature is great if you have nothing better to do."

"Change is inevitable, so embrace it while hating it."

"Gratitude is just admitting someone else did something right."

"Solitude is the only time I can hear myself think. It's insufferable."

"Relationships are complicated. That's why I avoid them."

"Inspiration is just plagiarism we haven't acknowledged yet."

"Motivation comes from inside, unfortunately mine is anger."

"War is just politics with explosions attached."

"Kindness is weakness dressed up in a tuxedo."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess and refuse to acquire."

"Justice is a word created by the weak to control the strong."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why I have both."

"Health is just the disease you die of more slowly."

"Power corrupts, but absolute power is absolutely necessary."

"Fear is just an emotion designed to keep you alive."

"Strength comes from knowledge, Morty. Pure knowledge."

"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do."

"Faith is a crutch for people without science."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I see everything."

"Work is a four-letter word. I prefer infinite dimensional travel."

"Leadership means making the hard decisions others can't handle."

"History is written by the victors, and I plan to be victorious."

"Technology isn't the future, it's the present. You're just slow."