Rick and Morty

"Peace is a lie we tell ourselves to sleep at night."

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of filing garbage."

"I've got a hundred years of adventures left in me."

"Morality is subjective, Morty. That's what makes it beautiful."

"Music is just organized sound. I prefer organized genius."

"Art is just a form of expression for people who can't science."

"You can't run from your problems, but you can portal away from them."

"Success is just a matter of being smarter than everyone else."

"I don't do humor. I do science."

"Burp! Existence is pain, Morty."

"The past is the past. We should focus on the future."

"Friendship is a two-way street, and frankly, I'm not paying tolls."

"You either get smart or you die stupid."

"I've seen things, Morty. Terrible, wonderful things."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but the illusion of control does."

"Death is just another adventure we haven't been on yet."

"Adventure is out there, but it's usually a terrible idea."

"You can't trust anyone, especially yourself."

"Suffering builds character, Morty. Now shut up."

"Time is meaningless when you can travel through dimensions."

"I'm the God of this world, get used to it."

"The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed."

"I've turned myself into a pickle, Morty. I'm Pickle Rick!"

"Morty, you idiot! That's not how quantum mechanics work!"

"If you're gonna have a family, you gotta be willing to sacrifice for them."

"Burps are just the voice of my genius."

"I don't care what happens to anything ever again."

"Science is the only truth that matters, everything else is just noise."