Rick and Morty

"Patience is a luxury for people with time to waste."

"Justice is just revenge for people with legal degrees."

"Creativity is just applying intelligence in non-obvious ways."

"Gratitude prevents you from asking for what you deserve."

"Perseverance is stubbornness with better marketing."

"Death is just a problem without a solution... yet."

"Beauty fades, but intelligence is forever annoying."

"The only person who understands me is me, and I'm not sure about that."

"Dreams are just distractions from what you could be doing now."

"Work is the excuse people use for not doing anything interesting."

"Leadership is knowing something everyone else is too stupid to see."

"Science is just organized curiosity about how things break."

"Education teaches you what to think, not how to think."

"Courage is doing what needs to be done without asking permission."

"Hope is the thing that keeps you from achieving your potential."

"Family is an accident of biology, not a choice."

"Friendship requires vulnerability, which requires weakness."

"Happiness is a low bar for high achievers."

"Time is what you have left after all the more important things are done."

"Change happens whether you're ready or not; might as well lead it."

"The greatest love is the love you have for your own brilliance."

"Life is a series of increasingly complicated escapes."

"Real freedom is freedom from needing other people's approval."

"Everything is a problem if you're smart enough to see it that way."

"The smartest thing you can do is recognize how little you know."

"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% not caring what people think."

"I turned myself into a pickle because it was easier than facing myself."

"Art is just showing off with a higher purpose."

"Nature is a system of problems waiting to be exploited."

"Peace is boring, and boredom is death."