Rick and Morty

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Quotes from Rick and Morty

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"Leadership is about being smarter than everyone else in the room."
Pickle Rick Leadership
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"Faith is for those who can't handle reality."
Pickle Rick Faith
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"Music is organized noise that tricks your brain into emotion."
Pickle Rick Music
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"Science doesn't care about your morality."
Pickle Rick Science
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"Education is just a system to make you predictable."
Pickle Rick Education
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"Real courage is admitting you don't need anyone."
Pickle Rick Courage
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"Hope is the last refuge of the desperate and the delusional."
Pickle Rick Hope
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"Family bonds are just biology trying to trick you into caring."
Pickle Rick Family
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"Friendship is a liability when you're trying to accomplish anything."
Pickle Rick Friendship
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"The pursuit of happiness is less important than the pursuit of truth."
Pickle Rick Happiness
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"Time is a construct used to control the weak-minded."
Pickle Rick Time
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"Change is inevitable; resistance is futile but entertaining."
Pickle Rick Change
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"Knowledge is the only currency that matters in this universe."
Pickle Rick Knowledge
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"Fear is just weakness leaving the body."
Pickle Rick Fear
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"Success is doing what everyone says is impossible."
Pickle Rick Success
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"Life is about making choices that matter, even if they're terrible."
Pickle Rick Life
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"Power comes from understanding, not from following rules."
Pickle Rick Power
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"The universe doesn't care about your feelings, and neither do I."
Pickle Rick Truth
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"Genius is pain, Morty. You have to suffer to create."
Pickle Rick Creativity
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"I don't care about your family therapy sessions, Morty!"
Pickle Rick Freedom
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"The real adventure is in the struggle, not the destination."
Pickle Rick Adventure
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"Sometimes you gotta turn yourself into a pickle to escape your problems."
Pickle Rick Courage
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"I'm Pickle Rick! It's the funniest shit I've ever heard!"
Pickle Rick Humor
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"You're doing better than you think, ooh wee!"
Mr. Poopybutthole
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"Alone time isn't loneliness; it's self-care."
Mr. Poopybutthole Solitude
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"Treat your relationships like gardens; tend them."
Mr. Poopybutthole Relationships
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"Find inspiration in the people around you."
Mr. Poopybutthole Inspiration
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"Stay motivated by remembering why you started."
Mr. Poopybutthole Motivation
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"Peace is harder to achieve than war, but more valuable."
Mr. Poopybutthole War
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"Everyone has a voice that deserves to be heard."
Mr. Poopybutthole Politics