Rick and Morty

"Love is just biology being inefficient."

"The only person you can trust is yourself, and even that's a gamble."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking and scheming."

"Relationships are transactions you haven't finished calculating."

"Inspiration comes from being better than your current self."

"Motivation is internal; everything else is just noise."

"War is just diplomacy with explosives."

"Politics is a game for people who are terrible at everything else."

"Literature is emotional manipulation disguised as art."

"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about what you already know."

"History is written by those with the most impressive résumés."

"Technology is just nature with better PR."

"Imagination is the only thing the universe can't control."

"Adventure is where the rules go to die."

"Health is secondary to achievement."

"Money is freedom with a price tag."

"Power without intelligence is just violence with extra steps."

"Fear is just evidence that you're about to do something interesting."

"Strength is recognizing when to abandon the weak."

"Kindness is inefficiency wrapped in social expectations."

"Patience is a virtue for those without the ability to act."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most power says it is."

"Creativity requires breaking every rule society has given you."

"Gratitude is for people who don't recognize their own superiority."

"Perseverance only matters if you're pursuing something worthwhile."

"Death is just another problem to be solved with enough effort."

"Beauty is subjective and therefore meaningless."

"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent against the foolish."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of processing failure."

"Work is what separates the ambitious from the lazy."