Seinfeld

TV Show · 9 characters · 3509 quotes

Quotes from Seinfeld

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"I'm looking for a partner to share my life with."
Poppie Love
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"That's what friends do - they lie."
Poppie Humor
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"We can be friends again."
Poppie
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"I'm not a big fan of the big salesman world."
Poppie
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"What's the deal with that?"
Poppie
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"I have to have the apartment."
Poppie Strength
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"A bro can't be too careful these days."
Poppie Courage
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"We're all trying to do the best we can in this crazy world."
Poppie Wisdom
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"I'm a low-talker, and it's very frustrating."
Poppie Truth
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"My brain is on fire!"
Poppie Creativity
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"These little maneuvers are called "lust.""
Poppie Love
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"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"
Poppie Success
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"I want to be remembered as a great friend."
Poppie Friendship
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"The marble rye is a beautiful thing."
Poppie Beauty
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"You know, we're living in a society!"
Poppie Life
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"Giddy up! That's what I'm talking about."
Poppie Inspiration
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"I think it moved."
Poppie Fear
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"It's not a lie if you believe it."
Poppie Philosophy
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"The jerk store called - they're running out of you!"
Poppie Humor
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"I'm a big salesman, Jerry. I close deals."
Poppie Work
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"These are real, and they're spectacular."
Poppie Truth
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"Hello, Newman."
Poppie Humor
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"The sea was angry that day, my friend."
Poppie Nature
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"Giddy up!"
Poppie Motivation
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"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."
Poppie Happiness
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Poppie Kindness
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"Master of your domain - that's what it's all about."
Poppie Success
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Poppie Humor
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"That's all I needed today!"
Estelle Costanza
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"You'll never learn, will you?"
Estelle Costanza Education