Seinfeld

"You think I am difficult? I am fair."

"The soup Nazi does not accept apologies. The soup Nazi accepts order."

"I have standards. Do you?"

"No chitchat. You order, you pay, you move."

"My soup is perfect. Your manners are not."

"Come back when you learn to behave."

"You see this line? Everyone respects it."

"I do not tolerate questions. I tolerate orders."

"Bread comes after soup. This is the way."

"This is my establishment. These are my rules."

"You want the special? You must earn it."

"The line moves forward. There is no standing still."

"I have been making soup for thirty years. You think I make mistakes?"

"You come here, you respect the process."

"Money first, then you think about soup."

"You must pay attention. This is not difficult."

"I don't care about your problems. I care about the soup."

"There is order here. Without order, there is chaos."

"You ask for bread? No bread for you!"

"Next!"

"You come to my line, you follow the rules."

"No soup for you!"

"A good attitude changes everything."

"The most important relationship is with yourself."

"Life rewards those with vision."

"A man should stand for something."

"The greatest gift you can give is your time."

"Life is precious, live it with purpose."

"A man's legacy is built on his actions."

"The world rewards authenticity."