Seinfeld

"I'm tired of playing games."

"Why can't people just say what they mean?"

"I appreciate honesty, even if it hurts."

"Life is full of small disappointments."

"Why do we always end up back where we started?"

"I'm not interested in dating another loser."

"People are so predictable, it's scary."

"Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself."

"I work hard and I deserve good things."

"Why is everyone so obsessed with getting married?"

"I don't need a man to complete me."

"Real life is messy and complicated."

"I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."

"You can't just go through life letting things happen to you."

"Why do men always assume we want to talk about our feelings?"

"I need a man who can appreciate my sense of humor."

"Life is too short to spend it with boring people."

"Sometimes I think people just don't understand me."

"I don't have the energy to pretend to like people."

"You know, we're living in a society!"

"I'm a jobless bum."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Get out! No, you get out!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving it!"

"Solitude is not loneliness; it's peace."

"Relationships are built on trust and laughter."

"Inspiration is the fuel that drives us forward."

"Motivation comes from within; inspiration comes from others."

"War leaves scars, but peace heals wounds."