Seinfeld

"You need to learn to respect yourself."

"I believe in karma."

"What's wrong with a little honesty?"

"The truth will set you free."

"I don't like change, George."

"Independence is a wonderful thing."

"You should always thank people when they help you."

"Money isn't everything, but it's up there with oxygen."

"A woman's intuition is never wrong."

"I could never understand why people get divorced."

"You've got to be prepared for anything."

"Life is what happens while you're making other plans."

"I'm telling you, this is the way to go."

"The only way to live is to seize the moment."

"Sometimes people overestimate what they can accomplish in a day."

"You're like a big man child."

"I'm a big believer in fresh air."

"Why must you always be so dramatic?"

"If I just had the courage to make my own decisions."

"A woman knocking on your door, that's all I need."

"I'm out there, George, and I loving every minute of it!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"You're killing independent George!"

"Serenity now!"

"I'm wearing a bra!"

"Excellence reaches limits."

"Bizarro reality exists."

"Independent spirit lives."

"Adventure awaits those."

"Master your destiny."