Seinfeld

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Quotes from Seinfeld

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"Bizzaro world."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"Giddy up!"
Elaine Benes Motivation
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"Master of my domain."
Elaine Benes Strength
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Elaine Benes Wisdom
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"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."
Elaine Benes Happiness
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"Get out!"
Elaine Benes Humor
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"This is my life. This is my legacy."
Soup Nazi
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"You come back because you cannot forget."
Soup Nazi
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"The soup speaks for itself. Listen."
Soup Nazi
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"Every bowl is a story of discipline."
Soup Nazi
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"I teach order in a chaotic world."
Soup Nazi
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"You think this is easy? You are wrong."
Soup Nazi
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"The soup is always hot. Always ready."
Soup Nazi
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"I have changed more lives than I count."
Soup Nazi
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"You remember my soup? You remember my rules."
Soup Nazi
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"This is a soup business, not a charity."
Soup Nazi
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"I accept no excuses. Only excellence."
Soup Nazi
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"Perfect soup is perfect life philosophy."
Soup Nazi Philosophy
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"You watch me. You learn from watching."
Soup Nazi
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"The line separates the worthy from the rest."
Soup Nazi
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"I built an empire on two things: soup and rules."
Soup Nazi Success
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"Every customer is a test of character."
Soup Nazi
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"You come here broken, you leave whole."
Soup Nazi
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"This is not just soup. This is philosophy."
Soup Nazi Philosophy
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"I have been copied. Never duplicated."
Soup Nazi
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"You respect the soup, the soup respects you."
Soup Nazi
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"The bread must arrive at the perfect moment."
Soup Nazi
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"I do not cook for money. I cook for glory."
Soup Nazi Motivation
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"You want second chances? Make the first count."
Soup Nazi