Seinfeld

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Quotes from Seinfeld

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"You think it's all just a big joke."
Elaine Benes Truth
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"Do I make myself clear?"
Elaine Benes
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"I'm a little concerned."
Elaine Benes Fear
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"He's kinda handsome in a way."
Elaine Benes Beauty
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"I need a new bra. My old bra is stretched out like a hammock."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"Why are you so great?"
Elaine Benes Relationships
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"The key to a comfortable existence is to always leave room for food."
Elaine Benes Wisdom
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"Sometimes I think about dying."
Elaine Benes Death
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"I'm not a mooch. I pay my way."
Elaine Benes
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"This is a write-off for me."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"My brain is on fire."
Elaine Benes Motivation
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"Yadda yadda yadda, he said yadda yadda yadda and I just left."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"I'm out, I'm out of the contest!"
Elaine Benes Courage
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"Real and it's spectacular."
Elaine Benes Beauty
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"Master of the house, that's me."
Elaine Benes Success
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"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"
Elaine Benes Humor
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"I don't have the energy to pretend to be interested."
Elaine Benes Truth
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"You know, we're living in a society. We're supposed to act in a certain way."
Elaine Benes Wisdom
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who cared."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Elaine Benes Kindness
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"Get out!"
Elaine Benes Humor
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"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."
Elaine Benes Happiness
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"The pursuit of excellence never ends."
J. Peterman Perseverance
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"Life is too precious to waste on regrets."
J. Peterman Life
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"I've seen the world change. Adaptation is key."
J. Peterman Change
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"The future belongs to those who prepare for it."
J. Peterman Inspiration
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"Every person deserves to be treated with dignity."
J. Peterman Kindness
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"I believe in the power of human connection."
J. Peterman Philosophy
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"Hope is the last thing to disappear."
J. Peterman Hope