Seinfeld

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Quotes from Seinfeld

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"You gotta take risks to succeed."
Cosmo Kramer Success
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"Life is a highway, and I like to ride it."
Cosmo Kramer Life
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"I slipped on the blood!"
Cosmo Kramer Humor
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"That's a woman's prerogative."
Cosmo Kramer Wisdom
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"I had a brainstorm - we could open a pizza place."
Cosmo Kramer Creativity
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"The Swiss have a great reputation."
Cosmo Kramer History
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"I'm thinking about taking a road trip."
Cosmo Kramer Adventure
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"The cable guy was in my apartment - who knows what could happen."
Cosmo Kramer Fear
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"You know, we're living in a society!"
Cosmo Kramer Philosophy
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"I'm afraid of the big one."
Cosmo Kramer Fear
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"These days, everyone's gotta have an angle."
Cosmo Kramer Wisdom
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"I'm a ladies man, a man's man."
Cosmo Kramer Humor
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"Architecture fascinates me."
Cosmo Kramer Art
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"I love the smell of the big salad in the morning."
Cosmo Kramer Beauty
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"You gotta live a little!"
Cosmo Kramer Life
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"The key to a good relationship is communication."
Cosmo Kramer Relationships
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"I'm out there Jerry, making it happen."
Cosmo Kramer Success
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"I'm a big tipper, I like to spread the wealth around."
Cosmo Kramer Kindness
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"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"
Cosmo Kramer Humor
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"These are my go-to guys."
Cosmo Kramer Friendship
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"I'm very busy, I have a lot of things going on."
Cosmo Kramer Work
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"Your brain is on fire!"
Cosmo Kramer Wisdom
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"Close talker, that's a big one."
Cosmo Kramer
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"I know about the Drake."
Cosmo Kramer Knowledge
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"Kenny Bania - he's a funny guy."
Cosmo Kramer Humor
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"I'm back, baby!"
Cosmo Kramer Hope
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"The bro, the manssiere - it's a revolution in the making."
Cosmo Kramer Creativity
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"Giddyup, let's go!"
Cosmo Kramer Adventure
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"Master of my domain."
Cosmo Kramer Freedom
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"It's not a lie if you believe it."
Cosmo Kramer Truth