South Park

"I laugh, but only at people less successful than me."

"My dreams are bigger than most people's entire lives."

"Work-life balance is a myth invented by the weak."

"A leader is someone people fear and respect in equal measure."

"Faith in myself is all I need - and possibly my lawyers."

"Music? I only listen to the sound of my own success."

"Science is just a tool for those smart enough to use it."

"Art is only valuable if it makes me money."

"Nature is something you develop and make into a business."

"Peace is boring - conflict is where the action is."

"Freedom means I can say whatever I want without consequences."

"The truth is flexible when you have money and lawyers."

"Time management means doing whatever I want whenever I want."

"Knowledge is power, and I hoard both like a dragon."

"Education in business school taught me to fake confidence."

"I've changed my positions more times than I can remember."

"Hope is what losers cling to when they can't succeed."

"Family loyalty means they work for me without complaining."

"The only friendship that matters is mutual profit."

"Happiness is success, and success is happiness - for me at least."

"Wisdom comes from experience, and I've had plenty of both."

"Love is for people who don't understand leverage."

"Life is a competition, and I'm always in first place."

"Solitude? I'm too busy winning to be alone."

"Relationships are transactions - nothing more, nothing less."

"Inspiration comes from winning, and I do that constantly."

"You want motivation? Look at my bank account."

"War teaches you everything you need to know about business."

"Politics is the ultimate game, and I'm the best player."

"I've written books about winning - maybe you should read them."