South Park

"Philosophy is what people study when they can't succeed in business."

"History will remember me as a genius and a visionary."

"Technology is a tool for people like me to dominate."

"Imagination is just reality waiting to be exploited."

"Adventure is for people who haven't made their fortune yet."

"Health is important, but success is more important."

"Money talks, and mine never shuts up."

"Power isn't given - it's taken by those willing to fight."

"Fear your competition or they'll fear you."

"True strength is knowing when to crush your enemies."

"Kindness is a weakness I've never had time for."

"Patience is for people without my drive."

"Justice is what the strong impose on the weak."

"Creativity is just another word for profit potential."

"I'm grateful for my success, which I earned all by myself."

"Never give up, never surrender, never show mercy."

"Death? I'm immortal through my legacy."

"Beauty fades, but power lasts forever."

"Laughter is for people who aren't taking life seriously enough."

"Dreams are for people without the ambition to build empires."

"Work hard, play harder, win always."

"I don't care what people think - I do what I want."

"Leadership means making tough decisions that others won't make."

"I've done things my way, and that's why I'm successful."

"Peace is for the weak - strength is what matters."

"The truth is whatever I say it is."

"Time is money, and I don't waste either."

"Education? I built an empire without fancy degrees."

"Fear is for people who don't have the guts to succeed."

"I've been through hell and back, and I'm still standing."