South Park

"I think friendship is the most important thing there is."

"Love means always being honest with someone, even when it's hard."

"Life is about finding your place in the world."

"I believe that everyone deserves a second chance."

"You know, sometimes the best thing you can do is just be yourself."

"I'm not a bad person, I'm just a little different."

"Oh hamburgers, that's not what I meant to say at all!"

"Solitude is where I plan my next takeover."

"Relationships are transactions—always keep score."

"Inspiration comes from looking in the mirror."

"Motivation is knowing you'll get what you want one way or another."

"War is sometimes necessary, and sometimes profitable."

"Politics is just business with bigger stakes."

"Literature should celebrate success, not failure."

"Philosophy is nice, but power is nicer."

"History belongs to the victors, so I'm writing history."

"Technology is great for tracking people and their money."

"Imagination without execution is just daydreaming."

"Adventure is only fun when you're the one winning."

"Health is about looking good and feeling invincible."

"Fear is overrated. Power is underrated."

"Strength isn't physical—it's the will to dominate."

"Kindness in business is a mistake you only make once."

"Justice should favor those who can afford the best lawyers."

"Creativity is just finding new ways to win."

"Gratitude? I built my empire without needing anyone's help."

"Perseverance means never backing down from a fight."

"Death is just the ultimate loss, and I don't lose."

"Beauty is fine, but beauty and power together? Now that's something."

"Humor at someone else's expense is the best kind."