South Park

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Quotes from South Park

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"I think friendship is the most important thing there is."
Butters Stotch Friendship
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"Love means always being honest with someone, even when it's hard."
Butters Stotch Love
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"Life is about finding your place in the world."
Butters Stotch Life
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"I believe that everyone deserves a second chance."
Butters Stotch Kindness
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"You know, sometimes the best thing you can do is just be yourself."
Butters Stotch Courage
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"I'm not a bad person, I'm just a little different."
Butters Stotch Wisdom
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"Oh hamburgers, that's not what I meant to say at all!"
Butters Stotch Humor
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"Solitude is where I plan my next takeover."
Garrison Solitude
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"Relationships are transactions—always keep score."
Garrison Relationships
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"Inspiration comes from looking in the mirror."
Garrison Inspiration
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"Motivation is knowing you'll get what you want one way or another."
Garrison Motivation
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"War is sometimes necessary, and sometimes profitable."
Garrison War
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"Politics is just business with bigger stakes."
Garrison Politics
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"Literature should celebrate success, not failure."
Garrison Literature
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"Philosophy is nice, but power is nicer."
Garrison Philosophy
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"History belongs to the victors, so I'm writing history."
Garrison History
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"Technology is great for tracking people and their money."
Garrison Technology
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"Imagination without execution is just daydreaming."
Garrison Imagination
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"Adventure is only fun when you're the one winning."
Garrison Adventure
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"Health is about looking good and feeling invincible."
Garrison Health
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"Fear is overrated. Power is underrated."
Garrison Fear
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"Strength isn't physical—it's the will to dominate."
Garrison Strength
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"Kindness in business is a mistake you only make once."
Garrison Kindness
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"Justice should favor those who can afford the best lawyers."
Garrison Justice
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"Creativity is just finding new ways to win."
Garrison Creativity
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"Gratitude? I built my empire without needing anyone's help."
Garrison Gratitude
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"Perseverance means never backing down from a fight."
Garrison Perseverance
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"Death is just the ultimate loss, and I don't lose."
Garrison Death
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"Beauty is fine, but beauty and power together? Now that's something."
Garrison Beauty
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"Humor at someone else's expense is the best kind."
Garrison Humor