South Park

"Perseverance means never admitting defeat or mistakes."

"Solitude is where I do my best plotting."

"Relationships are business transactions—always negotiate."

"Inspiration strikes those who go out and take what they want."

"Motivation comes from wanting to be better than everyone else."

"War is sometimes necessary to maintain your position."

"Literature should tell stories about people like me."

"The best philosophy is the one that gets you ahead."

"Technology should serve those in power, not the other way around."

"Imagination is for kids. Reality is for winners."

"Adventure is just controlled chaos with a purpose."

"Health is about having the stamina to outwork everyone else."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body."

"A real man takes what he wants and doesn't apologize."

"Faith is believing in yourself when nobody else does."

"Music's fine, but have you heard the sound of a good deal?"

"Science proves that strong leaders produce strong nations."

"Art should celebrate greatness, preferably my greatness."

"Peace is overrated when you can have victory."

"The time to act is always now, preferably in my favor."

"Hope is just another word for laziness."

"Education? I got rich without it, so what's the point?"

"A good deal is when I win and you lose."

"Knowledge is power, but power is better than knowledge."

"You gotta be willing to burn bridges to build new ones."

"Patience is for people waiting for someone else to fix things."

"I've never been wrong, and if I have, I don't remember it."

"Innovation comes from not listening to naysayers."

"The weak deserve to lose. That's just nature."

"Love is a distraction from what really matters—power and control."