South Park

"Dreams are just distractions from reality."

"Work ethic separates the winners from the losers."

"Leadership is making decisions others are too scared to make."

"Faith in yourself is the only faith that matters."

"Music that doesn't pump you up is a waste of time."

"Science backs up whatever position I'm currently taking."

"Art is propaganda, and good propaganda is the best art."

"Nature rewards the strong and punishes the weak mercilessly."

"Peace treaties are for losers who can't win wars."

"Time is a luxury for people who aren't achieving anything."

"Knowledge without power is just a party trick."

"Real education teaches you how to manipulate people."

"Change is good when I'm the one causing it."

"Freedom means freedom from consequences for people like me."

"Happiness comes from winning and everyone knowing it."

"Truth is whatever serves your interests."

"The best deals are made when the other guy doesn't see it coming."

"Winners don't cry—they strategize."

"People respect strength and punish weakness."

"Every problem has a solution if you're willing to be ruthless."

"The weak should learn from the strong or get out of the way."

"Family loyalty means everyone supports my decisions, no questions."

"Life is a competition, and I'm winning."

"Humor is best when you're laughing at someone else."

"Death comes for us all, so make your mark while you can."

"Beauty fades, but power is forever."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness in business."

"Justice is whatever benefits the strongest."

"Creativity is good if it makes money and advances my agenda."

"Gratitude is for people who didn't get everything they wanted."