South Park

"Loyalty is for dogs... and people as dumb as dogs."

"I'm not mean, I'm just honest."

"Honesty is the best policy, unless it hurts my feelings."

"The world revolves around me, literally."

"I've made a ton of mistakes, but they weren't my fault."

"Every person has the potential to be great... except most of them."

"Death is just a part of life, a boring part."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see... like my awesomeness."

"Music is just noise if you're not listening."

"Nature is beautiful, from a distance."

"Peace is just a word invented by losers."

"Creativity is my second language."

"Gratitude is for people with nothing."

"My dreams are bigger than this town."

"Health is important, but happiness is more important."

"I am a leader, everyone else follows."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking."

"Relationships are too much work."

"Motivation is overrated. Laziness is underrated."

"War is nature's way of weeding out the weak."

"I don't read books, books are for nerds."

"Philosophy is just smart people talking about nothing."

"History is made by people like me."

"Technology is the future, and I'm ahead of the curve."

"My imagination is my greatest asset."

"Adventure is out there, and I'm going to find it."

"Knowledge is power, and I am very powerful."

"I'm not crying, I'm sweating from my eyes."

"The future belongs to those who believe in it most."

"I would never compromise my principles for anyone."