South Park

TV Show · 10 characters · 4547 quotes

Quotes from South Park

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"I'm not just any asshole, I'm THE asshole."
Cartman Power
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"Why do you have to be such a butt-munch?"
Cartman Relationships
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"Poor people are so lucky, they don't have to worry about anything."
Cartman Money
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"I have the strength of a man and the wisdom of a child."
Cartman Strength
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"You bastards!"
Cartman
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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Cartman Humor
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"Dude, you're being such a douchebag."
Cartman Kindness
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"I'm the most popular kid in school, obviously."
Cartman Success
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"Mom! Moooom!"
Cartman Family
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"Whatever, I do what I want!"
Cartman Courage
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"Respect my authority!"
Cartman Power
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"You know, I learned something today..."
Cartman Wisdom
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"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"
Cartman Truth
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Cartman Freedom
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"I believe in the power of education."
Kyle Broflovski Knowledge
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"That's why integrity matters."
Kyle Broflovski
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"I'm going to be someone important someday."
Kyle Broflovski
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"We need to consider everyone involved."
Kyle Broflovski
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"I'm being completely rational here."
Kyle Broflovski
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"That's not acceptable and you know it."
Kyle Broflovski
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"I think we're capable of better."
Kyle Broflovski Hope
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"You guys mean everything to me."
Kyle Broflovski Friendship
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"I'm going to fight for what's right."
Kyle Broflovski Justice
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"That's the dumbest logic I've ever heard."
Kyle Broflovski
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"I actually have values."
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"We should all take responsibility."
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"I'm not giving up on this."
Kyle Broflovski Perseverance
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"That's why friendship matters."
Kyle Broflovski Love
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"I'm going to make a real impact."
Kyle Broflovski Inspiration
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"You can't ignore the facts."
Kyle Broflovski Truth