South Park
Quotes from South Park
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"I'm not just any asshole, I'm THE asshole."Cartman Power
"Why do you have to be such a butt-munch?"Cartman Relationships
"Poor people are so lucky, they don't have to worry about anything."Cartman Money
"I have the strength of a man and the wisdom of a child."Cartman Strength
"You bastards!"Cartman
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."Cartman Humor
"Dude, you're being such a douchebag."Cartman Kindness
"I'm the most popular kid in school, obviously."Cartman Success
"Mom! Moooom!"Cartman Family
"Whatever, I do what I want!"Cartman Courage
"Respect my authority!"Cartman Power
"You know, I learned something today..."Cartman Wisdom
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"Cartman Truth
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"Cartman Freedom
"I believe in the power of education."Kyle Broflovski Knowledge
"That's why integrity matters."Kyle Broflovski
"I'm going to be someone important someday."Kyle Broflovski
"We need to consider everyone involved."Kyle Broflovski
"I'm being completely rational here."Kyle Broflovski
"That's not acceptable and you know it."Kyle Broflovski
"I think we're capable of better."Kyle Broflovski Hope
"You guys mean everything to me."Kyle Broflovski Friendship
"I'm going to fight for what's right."Kyle Broflovski Justice
"That's the dumbest logic I've ever heard."Kyle Broflovski
"I actually have values."Kyle Broflovski
"We should all take responsibility."Kyle Broflovski
"I'm not giving up on this."Kyle Broflovski Perseverance
"That's why friendship matters."Kyle Broflovski Love
"I'm going to make a real impact."Kyle Broflovski Inspiration
"You can't ignore the facts."Kyle Broflovski Truth