South Park

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Quotes from South Park

K
"My parents are so weird, but I guess that's just how families are."
Kenny McCormick Family
K
"Sometimes you just gotta say 'screw it' and go for it."
Kenny McCormick Courage
K
"Life's too short to worry about the small stuff."
Kenny McCormick Life
K
"You guys, I'm being totally serious right now."
Kenny McCormick Truth
K
"Dude, I'm gonna die in like five minutes anyway, so whatever."
Kenny McCormick Death
C
"You're all boring and stupid."
Cartman Humor
C
"I'm always going to come out on top."
Cartman
C
"That's what separates winners from losers."
Cartman Success
C
"I'm the king of this town."
Cartman Leadership
C
"I don't care about consequences."
Cartman Courage
C
"That's so gay and retarded."
Cartman Humor
C
"You'll all bow to me eventually."
Cartman Power
C
"I'm going to be famous."
Cartman Dreams
C
"That's beneath me."
Cartman
C
"I'm the smartest kid alive."
Cartman Knowledge
C
"You can't compete with me."
Cartman Strength
C
"I'm going to win no matter what."
Cartman Perseverance
C
"Nothing is impossible for me."
Cartman Motivation
C
"I'm destined to rule the world."
Cartman
C
"You're all idiots compared to me."
Cartman Wisdom
C
"I've got everything figured out."
Cartman Knowledge
C
"That's totally lame."
Cartman Humor
C
"You should all worship me."
Cartman Leadership
C
"I'm the best at everything."
Cartman Success
C
"Your opinion doesn't matter."
Cartman Power
C
"I'm never wrong."
Cartman Truth
C
"That's what makes me special."
Cartman
C
"You're all beneath me."
Cartman
C
"I have no weaknesses."
Cartman Strength
C
"That's so stupid it's genius."
Cartman Creativity