South Park
Quotes from South Park
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"That's so lame."Cartman Humor
"Follow me if you want to live."Cartman Leadership
"I don't care what anyone thinks of me."Cartman Courage
"Money makes the world go round."Cartman Money
"I'm better than you and you know it."Cartman
"You can't tell me what to do!"Cartman Freedom
"I'm cool because I say I'm cool."Cartman
"Respect my authority or die."Cartman Power
"I have no regard for your safety."Cartman Truth
"You guys are idiots."Cartman Humor
"I'm going to be rich and powerful."Cartman Dreams
"The key to life is confidence."Cartman Success
"Dead babies are hilarious."Cartman Humor
"I'm smarter than all of you."Cartman Knowledge
"You must respect the hat."Cartman Leadership
"I didn't do it, Butters did."Cartman Truth
"Success is about who you know, not what you know."Cartman Success
"I'm going to start my own country."Cartman
"That's retarded."Cartman Humor
"I've got to maintain my image."Cartman
"This is so gay."Cartman Humor
"You're all peasants."Cartman Power
"I don't have to listen to you!"Cartman Freedom
"Being a sophisticated gentleman requires certain things."Cartman Philosophy
"That's what I appreciate about you, Kyle. Your honesty."Cartman Truth
"I'm the most popular kid in this school."Cartman Leadership
"Money isn't everything, it's the only thing."Cartman Money
"I've got a plan that's so crazy it just might work."Cartman Imagination
"There's nothing wrong with thinking you're better than everyone else."Cartman Power
"You guys are retarded."Cartman Humor