South Park
Quotes from South Park
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"Follow my lead or suffer the consequences."Cartman Leadership
"I'm going to change the world."Cartman Change
"That's what I call a win."Cartman Success
"You'll never be as cool as me."Cartman Humor
"I'm too good for this school."Cartman
"Money can't buy happiness, but it's a start."Cartman Money
"I'm always right, you're always wrong."Cartman
"That's so retarded it might work."Cartman Imagination
"I don't have friends, I have minions."Cartman Friendship
"You'll all regret crossing me."Cartman Power
"I'm the future of humanity."Cartman Dreams
"The strong survive, the weak perish."Cartman Life
"I'm going to own all of you."Cartman
"You guys are pathetic."Cartman Humor
"I'm living in a world of idiots."Cartman Wisdom
"Nothing can stop me now."Cartman Motivation
"I control everything that happens."Cartman Power
"That's totally gay."Cartman Humor
"You should all try to be more like me."Cartman Leadership
"I'm destined for greatness."Cartman
"Success is my only option."Cartman Success
"I don't negotiate with terrorists, but I am one."Cartman Politics
"That's so funny I forgot to laugh."Cartman Humor
"I'm going to manipulate you all."Cartman Power
"You can't handle the truth about me."Cartman Truth
"I'm the master of disaster."Cartman Strength
"That's what separates us from the animals."Cartman Wisdom
"I've evolved beyond morality."Cartman Philosophy
"You peasants bow down to me."Cartman Power
"I'm going to be president someday."Cartman Dreams