South Park

TV Show · 10 characters · 4547 quotes

Quotes from South Park

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"Follow my lead or suffer the consequences."
Cartman Leadership
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"I'm going to change the world."
Cartman Change
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"That's what I call a win."
Cartman Success
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"You'll never be as cool as me."
Cartman Humor
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"I'm too good for this school."
Cartman
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it's a start."
Cartman Money
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"I'm always right, you're always wrong."
Cartman
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"That's so retarded it might work."
Cartman Imagination
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"I don't have friends, I have minions."
Cartman Friendship
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"You'll all regret crossing me."
Cartman Power
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"I'm the future of humanity."
Cartman Dreams
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"The strong survive, the weak perish."
Cartman Life
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"I'm going to own all of you."
Cartman
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"You guys are pathetic."
Cartman Humor
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"I'm living in a world of idiots."
Cartman Wisdom
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"Nothing can stop me now."
Cartman Motivation
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"I control everything that happens."
Cartman Power
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"That's totally gay."
Cartman Humor
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"You should all try to be more like me."
Cartman Leadership
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"I'm destined for greatness."
Cartman
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"Success is my only option."
Cartman Success
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"I don't negotiate with terrorists, but I am one."
Cartman Politics
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"That's so funny I forgot to laugh."
Cartman Humor
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"I'm going to manipulate you all."
Cartman Power
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"You can't handle the truth about me."
Cartman Truth
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"I'm the master of disaster."
Cartman Strength
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"That's what separates us from the animals."
Cartman Wisdom
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"I've evolved beyond morality."
Cartman Philosophy
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"You peasants bow down to me."
Cartman Power
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"I'm going to be president someday."
Cartman Dreams