South Park

"You know, I've learned that the key to life is just doing what makes you happy."

"I'm not just a regular dad, I'm a cool dad."

"Every failure is just a step closer to success, or another failure."

"The only way to move forward is to stop looking back."

"Sometimes the best way to find yourself is to get completely lost first."

"Solitude teaches you about yourself, most of it bad."

"Relationships are complicated, even the ones that seem simple."

"Gratitude helps you appreciate what you have until you want more."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a positive attitude."

"Health is wealth if you're willing to live like a monk."

"Money makes the world go round, and also makes people terrible."

"Power is addictive, which is why I keep seeking it."

"Fear is the mind killer, but also the mistake maker."

"Strength isn't about muscles, it's about perseverance and stubbornness."

"Kindness is free, unlike most good things in life."

"Patience is a virtue, but I'm on a schedule."

"Justice is blind, which explains why it misses so much."

"Philosophy makes your head hurt but keeps you thinking."

"History shows us that humans never learn from their mistakes."

"Technology improves our lives until it turns against us."

"Imagination is the only thing governments can't completely regulate."

"Adventure is risky, which is exactly why I keep having them."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way down."

"Humor is a coping mechanism for people who can't afford therapy."

"Dreams are nice, but reality usually ruins them."

"Work is what you do for money, and money is what you work for."

"Leadership means making decisions and blaming others when they go wrong."

"Faith is believing in things you can't see, like a promotion."

"Music is the universal language of people who can't communicate properly."

"Science is cool until you realize what it's saying about your lifestyle."