South Park

"Art can be anything if you believe hard enough and have good PR."

"Nature is better when you're not actively destroying it."

"Peace is something everyone wants but nobody's willing to work for."

"Freedom is awesome until someone expects you to use it responsibly."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll embarrass you."

"Time waits for no man, especially not middle-aged men."

"Knowledge is valuable unless it gets you sued."

"Education is important for reasons I can't quite remember."

"Change is the only constant, besides aging and disappointment."

"Courage isn't about not being scared, it's about doing it anyway."

"Hope dies last, right after your savings account."

"Family bonds can break, but they usually snap back somehow."

"True friendship is having someone who sees the worst in you and sticks around anyway."

"Success is 10 percent inspiration and 90 percent not getting caught."

"Happiness is fleeting, so you gotta grab it while you can."

"The path to wisdom is paved with embarrassing mistakes and regret."

"Love makes you do irrational things like marry someone."

"Life teaches you lessons, usually the hard way."

"I've learned that being a man means taking responsibility for your choices, eventually."

"Gratitude is underrated, but I'm grateful for money."

"Literature helps us understand the human condition, or at least pass English class."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, usually while you're messing up."

"Motivation comes from within, or from a paycheck."

"Politics is a dirty game, and I'm pretty good at it."

"War is hell, but sometimes it's necessary for ratings."

"Creativity is just finding new ways to mess things up."

"Relationships require compromise, which I'm terrible at."

"Solitude is nice until you realize you're alone with your thoughts."

"Freedom is the right to make your own mistakes."

"Hope is what keeps you going when everything else fails."