South Park

"That's not okay. That's literally not okay."

"Okay, you guys, we need to talk about microaggressions and how they're affecting our school community."

"I'm going to change the world, just as soon as I've made my fortune."

"Real courage is doing what you want regardless of consequences."

"Death and taxes might be inevitable, but poverty isn't for me."

"I've got the vision, the drive, and the looks to succeed."

"The customer is always right, especially when they're me."

"I don't follow trends; I create them."

"Happiness is just a byproduct of success."

"I've got more ambition in my pinky than most people have in their whole body."

"The secret to life is knowing what you want and taking it."

"Love is great, but love won't pay your bills."

"I make my own luck by working smarter, not harder."

"Every setback is just a setup for a comeback."

"I'm not arrogant; I'm just aware of my superiority."

"The beautiful thing about capitalism is that it rewards people like me."

"I can negotiate my way out of anything."

"Weakness is a disease, and I don't associate with the sick."

"My legacy will be remembered for generations."

"I've never failed at anything because I redefine failure."

"The future belongs to people like me who aren't afraid to take it."

"Knowledge is power, but money is better."

"People respect power, and I've got plenty of it."

"I'm living proof that hard work and determination pay off."

"Change is just opportunity in disguise for the ambitious."

"I believe in myself more than anyone else believes in anything."

"The weak link in any chain should be removed immediately."

"I respect strength in others, especially when I'm using it."

"Work hard so you can afford the things that make life worthwhile."

"I'd rather be alone than with mediocre people."