South Park

"My success is proof that my methods are correct."

"Patience is just another word for wasting time."

"I've got the kind of vision that changes industries."

"Losers complain about their circumstances; winners exploit them."

"I make decisions based on what's best for Garrison."

"Success isn't about being liked; it's about being feared."

"The only opinion that matters is mine."

"Life's too short to spend it helping other people."

"I've never met anyone smarter than me, though I try to stay humble."

"Real freedom is having enough money to do whatever you want."

"I'm the kind of guy who always lands on his feet."

"Health is important because a healthy body makes more money."

"The best way to win is to never admit defeat."

"I surround myself with people I can use effectively."

"Every problem has a solution if you have enough money."

"I didn't become successful by following other people's rules."

"Solitude is valuable time to plot my next move."

"Relationships are investments, and I only invest in winners."

"Inspiration comes from visualizing yourself at the top."

"War is just business by other means."

"Politics is the art of getting what you want at others' expense."

"Literature teaches you nothing that money can't teach you faster."

"Philosophy is a waste of time when you could be making money."

"Technology is just another way to get ahead of the competition."

"Imagination is useful only for developing marketing strategies."

"Adventure is only worthwhile if there's profit involved."

"Hope is for the desperate. I create my own certainty."

"Happiness is buying things you don't need with money you don't have."

"My strength comes from my unwavering self-belief."

"Kindness is fine, as long as it doesn't cost me anything."