South Park

TV Show · 10 characters · 4547 quotes

Quotes from South Park

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"I don't care what anyone thinks about me. I'm gonna do what I want."
Garrison Courage
G
"There's nothing wrong with being ambitious. That's what makes America great."
Garrison Motivation
G
"You know, I've learned that life is all about making money and having power over others."
Garrison Success
G
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Garrison Freedom
G
"I'm gonna make a lot of money and become very successful, and then I'm gonna kill you all."
Garrison Power
C
"Everything works out for me because I'm special."
Cartman
C
"I'm genuinely the smartest person here."
Cartman Knowledge
C
"Just do what I say."
Cartman Leadership
C
"I have a better idea than all of you."
Cartman Creativity
C
"That's so retarded."
Cartman Humor
C
"I'm incredibly influential."
Cartman Power
C
"This is my legacy."
Cartman Motivation
C
"I don't need friends, I need followers."
Cartman Friendship
C
"You should all bow to me."
Cartman Leadership
C
"I'm the best at everything I do."
Cartman Success
C
"This is beneath me."
Cartman
C
"I was born for this."
Cartman
C
"Give me what I want or face my wrath."
Cartman Power
C
"I'm always right, everyone else is always wrong."
Cartman Truth
C
"Nobody gets in my way."
Cartman Courage
C
"I'll show everyone how talented I am."
Cartman Success
C
"Anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot."
Cartman Wisdom
C
"This is the best plan ever conceived."
Cartman Creativity
C
"I make the rules here."
Cartman Power
C
"Join my cause or suffer the consequences."
Cartman Leadership
C
"I'm not a bad person, I'm just misunderstood."
Cartman Philosophy
C
"Whatever, I don't care anyway."
Cartman Freedom
C
"That's disgusting."
Cartman Humor
C
"Mom, I need some money."
Cartman Money
C
"This is bullshit!"
Cartman Humor