South Park
Quotes from South Park
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"I don't care what anyone thinks about me. I'm gonna do what I want."Garrison Courage
"There's nothing wrong with being ambitious. That's what makes America great."Garrison Motivation
"You know, I've learned that life is all about making money and having power over others."Garrison Success
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."Garrison Freedom
"I'm gonna make a lot of money and become very successful, and then I'm gonna kill you all."Garrison Power
"Everything works out for me because I'm special."Cartman
"I'm genuinely the smartest person here."Cartman Knowledge
"Just do what I say."Cartman Leadership
"I have a better idea than all of you."Cartman Creativity
"That's so retarded."Cartman Humor
"I'm incredibly influential."Cartman Power
"This is my legacy."Cartman Motivation
"I don't need friends, I need followers."Cartman Friendship
"You should all bow to me."Cartman Leadership
"I'm the best at everything I do."Cartman Success
"This is beneath me."Cartman
"I was born for this."Cartman
"Give me what I want or face my wrath."Cartman Power
"I'm always right, everyone else is always wrong."Cartman Truth
"Nobody gets in my way."Cartman Courage
"I'll show everyone how talented I am."Cartman Success
"Anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot."Cartman Wisdom
"This is the best plan ever conceived."Cartman Creativity
"I make the rules here."Cartman Power
"Join my cause or suffer the consequences."Cartman Leadership
"I'm not a bad person, I'm just misunderstood."Cartman Philosophy
"Whatever, I don't care anyway."Cartman Freedom
"That's disgusting."Cartman Humor
"Mom, I need some money."Cartman Money
"This is bullshit!"Cartman Humor