South Park
Quotes from South Park
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"I'm not wrong, I'm just early."Cartman Truth
"The weak deserve what they get."Cartman Strength
"I don't have a problem, I have solutions."Cartman Motivation
"You'll regret betraying me."Cartman Relationships
"I'm destined for greatness."Cartman Dreams
"This is my moment to shine."Cartman Success
"Everyone should just listen to me."Cartman Wisdom
"I'm calling the shots now."Cartman Power
"If you're not with me, you're against me."Cartman Leadership
"I have an idea! And it's a good one!"Cartman Creativity
"Respect my authoritah!"Cartman Leadership
"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo."Cartman Humor
"I have a condition."Cartman Humor
"The ends justify the means when the means are awesome."Cartman Philosophy
"I would never do something like that... unless it was profitable."Cartman Money
"Dude, that's so lame."Cartman Humor
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned and well-fed."Cartman Humor
"You know what? Forget it."Cartman Humor
"Happiness is subjective, but I'm objectively the happiest."Cartman Happiness
"Family is important until they embarrass you."Cartman Family
"Change is only acceptable if it benefits me."Cartman Change
"Courage is doing what you want regardless of consequences."Cartman Courage
"Hope is what losers have instead of a plan."Cartman Hope
"Life is a competition and I'm winning."Cartman Life
"Solitude is my preferred state of existence."Cartman Solitude
"Relationships require compromise, which is disgusting."Cartman Relationships
"Inspiration is overrated when you're already perfect."Cartman Inspiration
"Motivation comes from wanting things."Cartman Motivation
"War is exciting as long as I'm not in it."Cartman War
"Politics is just business with better speeches."Cartman Politics