South Park

"You gotta understand the way the world works, hippie."

"Love is just a word people use to justify their weaknesses."

"Success is 90% luck and 10% hard work, but I'm naturally gifted."

"Everything I do is for the good of the group."

"Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"

"I'm the only one in this town with any common sense."

"Dude, you can't just go around doing whatever you want."

"Respect my authority!"

"You're breaking my balls here!"

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"Solitude can be restorative."

"Relationships need constant nurturing."

"Be the inspiration others need."

"Motivation comes from within."

"Peace is preferable to conflict."

"Stay informed about political matters."

"Good literature nourishes the soul."

"Philosophy teaches critical thinking."

"Learn from history's lessons."

"Embrace technological progress thoughtfully."

"Your imagination is your greatest tool."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."

"Take care of your physical and mental health."

"Money can't buy happiness."

"Power should be used wisely."

"Fear is just an emotion."

"You are stronger than you think."

"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."

"Patience prevents regret."