South Park

"Politics is business by other means."

"Literature is for people with time to waste."

"Philosophy won't make you money."

"History favors the bold and the ruthless."

"Technology evolves; winners exploit it."

"Imagination is the weapon of the ambitious."

"Adventure without profit is just tourism."

"Health is an investment in your ability to earn."

"Money is the only language everyone understands."

"Power corrupts, and I love being corrupt."

"Fear is the fuel that drives greatness."

"Strength is knowing when to crush your enemies."

"Kindness is a business investment in your image."

"Patience is strategic waiting, nothing more."

"Justice goes to the highest bidder."

"Creativity is seeing what others miss and capitalizing on it."

"Be grateful, then double your ambitions."

"Never give up, especially when you're winning."

"Death is just another ending to negotiate."

"Beauty is temporary; legacy is forever."

"Humor is a weapon when wielded correctly."

"Dreams are distractions from the real world."

"Work smarter, not harder—unless smart gets you more money."

"Leadership means making the tough calls others won't."

"Faith in yourself is the only faith that matters."

"I don't listen to music; I listen to opportunity."

"Science serves the powerful."

"Art is whatever I'm willing to pay for."

"Nature bows to human will and determination."

"Peace is just the pause before the next conflict."