South Park

"Freedom is having enough money to do whatever you want."

"The truth is what I say it is."

"Time is money, and I'm rich in both."

"Knowledge without action is just wasted brain space."

"Education opens doors that money keeps open."

"Change terrifies the weak-minded."

"Courage is knowing the odds and going all-in anyway."

"Hope is for dreamers. Action is for winners."

"Family means loyalty, unless there's more money elsewhere."

"Real friends are the ones who benefit your business."

"Success is the best revenge against mediocrity."

"You want happiness? Start by being successful."

"The wise man knows when to bend and when to break."

"Love is weakness disguised as emotion."

"Life's too short not to go big."

"Knowledge is power, and power is everything."

"Change is only good if it benefits you."

"Hope is what keeps poor people poor."

"Family comes second to the bottom line."

"Friendship is a luxury business expense."

"Happiness is knowing you've won."

"The world respects confidence, real or imagined."

"You gotta fake it till you make it, then keep faking it."

"Solitude gives you time to plot your next move."

"The best relationships are transactional."

"Inspiration is just the result of strategic planning."

"Motivation comes from wanting more than the next guy."

"War isn't pretty, but it's profitable."

"Politics is the greatest game ever invented."

"Literature is a luxury for the educated elite."