South Park

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Quotes from South Park

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"Freedom is having enough money to do whatever you want."
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"The truth is what I say it is."
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"Time is money, and I'm rich in both."
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"Knowledge without action is just wasted brain space."
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"Education opens doors that money keeps open."
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"Change terrifies the weak-minded."
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"Courage is knowing the odds and going all-in anyway."
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"Hope is for dreamers. Action is for winners."
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"Family means loyalty, unless there's more money elsewhere."
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"Real friends are the ones who benefit your business."
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"Success is the best revenge against mediocrity."
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"You want happiness? Start by being successful."
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"The wise man knows when to bend and when to break."
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"Love is weakness disguised as emotion."
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"Life's too short not to go big."
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"Knowledge is power, and power is everything."
Garrison Knowledge
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"Change is only good if it benefits you."
Garrison Change
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"Hope is what keeps poor people poor."
Garrison Hope
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"Family comes second to the bottom line."
Garrison Family
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"Friendship is a luxury business expense."
Garrison Friendship
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"Happiness is knowing you've won."
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"The world respects confidence, real or imagined."
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"You gotta fake it till you make it, then keep faking it."
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"Solitude gives you time to plot your next move."
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"The best relationships are transactional."
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"Inspiration is just the result of strategic planning."
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"Motivation comes from wanting more than the next guy."
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"War isn't pretty, but it's profitable."
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"Politics is the greatest game ever invented."
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"Literature is a luxury for the educated elite."
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