South Park

"Philosophy is nice, but it doesn't pay the bills."

"History is written by the victorious and the wealthy."

"Technology is just another tool for the ambitious."

"Imagination is what separates winners from losers."

"Adventure is for people with nothing to lose."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is also wealth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy everything else."

"Power is the only currency that really matters."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body."

"Strength comes from knowing when to exploit an advantage."

"Kindness is good marketing."

"Patience is a virtue, but speed wins races."

"Justice is served to those who can afford the best lawyers."

"Creativity is about thinking bigger than everyone else."

"Be grateful for what you have, then use it to get more."

"Winners don't quit, and quitters don't win."

"Death is just another business transaction."

"Beauty fades, but a good business deal lasts forever."

"Never take yourself too seriously, but always take your goals seriously."

"Dreams are for people who can't handle reality."

"Work like your competitors are sleeping."

"A real leader doesn't ask for permission."

"Faith is important if it helps your image."

"Music? I only listen to what makes me money."

"Science bends to the will of the strong."

"Art is subjective, which is why I only like expensive art."

"Nature is beautiful when it's tamed by human ingenuity."

"Peace is boring. Conflict is where the real action is."

"Freedom means doing whatever the hell you want."

"Truth is whatever you can convince people to believe."