SpongeBob SquarePants

"Technology will never replace good old-fashioned fun."

"Justice is blind, but I can see just fine."

"Creativity comes from within, not from what's around you."

"I dream of a world where everyone is as happy as me."

"The truth will set you free, eventually."

"Every moment with a friend is a moment well spent."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."

"Leadership is about bringing people together, not pushing them apart."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on."

"Why think when you can feel?"

"I live for the moment."

"Health is wealth."

"True beauty is found in the hearts of those we love."

"I may be slow, but I always get there eventually."

"The power of persistence cannot be underestimated."

"Sometimes being alone helps you find who you really are."

"Music is the language of the soul."

"I'm not weird, I'm just ahead of my time."

"Hard work pays off, eventually."

"Imagination is the only limit we have."

"What do you usually do when you're scared?"

"I believe in second chances and third, fourth, and fifth chances."

"The ocean is vast, but friendship is vaster."

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just energy-efficient."

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not me."

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing expecting different results."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."

"Art is expression, and I express myself through eating."

"I may not be the smartest, but I've got heart."