SpongeBob SquarePants

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"

"I'm not slow, I'm just thorough."

"The universe works in mysterious ways, like me."

"I'll be there for you, probably."

"Success is doing what makes you happy."

"I live in the moment, sometimes literally."

"The world would be better if everyone was like me."

"I'm not lost, I'm just exploring."

"Kindness is the greatest power we possess."

"I believe in magic, especially on Tuesdays."

"The best education comes from experience."

"Every failure is a step closer to success."

"I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with confidence."

"Change is inevitable, like the tide."

"The future is bright, or at least pink."

"I may not understand everything, but I understand friendship."

"Happiness is a choice we make every day."

"Why be normal when you can be extraordinary?"

"The meaning of life is to live it fully."

"I'm not ignoring you, I'm just thinking about lunch."

"What's a guy gotta do to get a little respect?"

"I've succeeded in doing absolutely nothing."

"The best things in life are simple."

"I'm not just a pink starfish, I'm a pink starfish with dreams."

"Relationships require patience, understanding, and snacks."

"Every day is an inspiration to be better."

"Motivation comes from doing things you love."

"War is the worst, can't we all just get along?"

"Political matters are confusing, let's just be friends instead."

"History repeats itself, usually when I forget."