SpongeBob SquarePants

"Evil must be pursued with dedication and discipline."

"SpongeBob may have won today, but tomorrow is mine!"

"I don't need friends; I need the formula!"

"Size doesn't matter—it's the mind that counts."

"Karen is the only one who truly understands my brilliance."

"Every failure brings me one step closer to success."

"One day, when I rule the seven seas, you'll all bow before me!"

"The secret formula is out there, and I WILL have it!"

"I'm not just a tiny speck of plankton—I'm a tiny speck of GENIUS plankton!"

"The secret to everything is: follow the money!"

"Solitude is my favorite place to plan new business ventures."

"Relationships built on mutual financial benefit last longest."

"Inspiration strikes when you see an opportunity to profit."

"Motivation comes from envisioning your fortune growing."

"War is terrible for humanity but profitable for suppliers."

"Politics affects commerce, so I pay attention carefully."

"Literature about business success inspires me most."

"The ultimate philosophy is fiscal responsibility."

"History proves that those with money have power."

"Technology is only worth the efficiency gains it provides."

"Imagination applied to profit-making changes the world."

"Adventure in commerce is the greatest thrill of all."

"Health means having the energy to make more money."

"Fear of losing money keeps me sharp and focused."

"Power without profit is just noise."

"True strength is financial independence."

"Kindness to customers keeps them coming back - and spending!"

"Patience with investments brings greater returns."

"Justice is getting paid fairly for your labor."

"Creativity in business means finding untapped markets."