SpongeBob SquarePants

"War is bad for business unless you're selling weapons."

"The music of success is the sound of coins clinking."

"Perseverance in business always pays dividends."

"Hope is what keeps an entrepreneur going."

"Creativity is the art of finding new profit opportunities."

"Gratitude is best expressed through generous donations... to yourself."

"Solitude gives me time to count me money in peace."

"Relationships are great when they're profitable."

"Inspiration comes from visions of prosperity."

"Never underestimate the power of greed - I mean, ambition!"

"Imagination helps you think of new ways to make money."

"Adventure is fine, but investing is thrilling."

"Health is wealth, but actual wealth is wealthier."

"Power is measured in dollars and cents."

"Strength comes from financial security."

"Kindness is its own reward... but so is a fat paycheck."

"Justice means getting what's rightfully yours - and then some."

"Philosophy is nice, but profit margins are nicer."

"History shows that the rich get richer."

"Technology helps me count me money faster."

"Education is important - especially in finance!"

"Peace comes from knowing your investments are secure."

"Freedom means the freedom to pursue unlimited wealth."

"Truth is whatever helps me make more money."

"Art is beautiful, but it doesn't fill me pockets."

"Nature is fine, but it doesn't pay the bills."

"A good laugh is worth a fortune... but I'd rather have the fortune."

"Dreams are nice, but profits are better."

"Leadership means making the tough decisions that protect your profits."

"I believe in three things: money, more money, and even more money."