SpongeBob SquarePants

"Patience pays off - especially in business."

"The path to greatness is paved with dollar bills."

"Knowledge is power, but money is better."

"Change is inevitable, especially when it involves financial gain."

"Family is important, but not as important as my bank account."

"Fear is just an obstacle between you and your profits."

"The only thing better than making money is making more money."

"I've made more mistakes than most people make dollars."

"Hard work never killed anyone... but why take the chance?"

"Love is fine, but have you ever felt the warmth of a large sum of money?"

"Me first, me second, and me third - that's the key to prosperity."

"In business, sentiment is a luxury I cannot afford."

"The customer is always right, especially when they're paying!"

"Every moment spent not making money is a moment wasted."

"I didn't become rich by being generous, boy."

"Success comes to those who never stop thinking about their bottom line."

"There's nothing more beautiful than the sound of a cash register."

"Me money and I are inseparable - we're best friends!"

"The secret to life is simple: work hard and count your profits."

"A penny saved is a penny earned, and I earn plenty!"

"Money is the root of all happiness, boy!"

"I once had hope, and it ruined everything."

"Nature is beautiful only when viewed from far away, alone."

"Every day is a battle against mediocrity and SpongeBob."

"The education system has failed us all, but especially me."

"My artistic vision will never be fully appreciated."

"SpongeBob is proof that stupidity is contagious."

"I refuse to acknowledge anyone's success but my own."

"The only relationship that matters is between me and my clarinet."

"Inspiration comes from anger and resentment."