SpongeBob SquarePants

"I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine!"

"You don't have to be a smart guy to work at the Krusty Krab."

"Teamwork makes the dream work."

"Never say never, because anything is possible."

"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for a Krusty Krab patty!"

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"A person is smart. People are dumb."

"Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Oh, now that's good."

"You are the best thing that ever happened to me."

"I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, I'm made of pure awesome!"

"Imagination is free."

"Nobody can stop me, not even the government!"

"This is the best day of my life!"

"I'd like to be fancy. Is there a fancy flavor?"

"Gary, I'm going jellyfishing!"

"The secret to success is never giving up."

"I'm a man of science, Squidward."

"When life closes a door, open it again. That's how doors work."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also a great employee."

"An open mind is a great thing to have."

"Patience, my dear Patrick, patience."

"Every morning, I get up and make my choice to be happy."

"Home is where you make it."

"Can I take your order?"

"F is for friends who do stuff together."

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah! And goofy goobers never die."

"The customer is always right, and at the Krusty Krab, the customer is king."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Ahahaha!"

"Remember, there's no such thing as a bad pizza, only bad people."