SpongeBob SquarePants

"The secret to being popular is just being yourself."

"I've learned that sadness is only a temporary setback."

"Sometimes, the most beautiful things come from simple moments."

"I'm writing a musical about my life."

"Knowledge is power, but power is better than knowledge."

"I'm the greatest cashier in the seven seas."

"What's a Krusty Krab? Oh, it's the greatest place on Earth."

"This is bullshit! SpongeBob has no boundaries!"

"I have an idea, and it's full of win!"

"The goofy goobers are taking over the world!"

"My hair may be absorbent, but my heart is solid."

"I'm not a man, I'm a sponge."

"Would you get a move on?"

"You're a pays worker, Gary. You understand."

"I'm not waiting for a prom date, I'm waiting for a spatula."

"Being evil is bad. It makes your stomach hurt."

"All I know is that I'm happy."

"I've never been to Shell City, but I've been to Goo Lagoon."

"I believe the winner of this season's King of the Sea pageant will be crowned tomorrow."

"Life is what you make it."

"You can't put a price on friendship."

"I love playing the clarinet!"

"Art is a blast!"

"The customer is our friend. We must never, ever desert our friends."

"That's what I love about these customers; they keep eating long after they're full."

"I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo."

"Good morning, Squidward. I'm ready to work."

"Thanks for the ride, buddy!"

"I'm gonna make this the best day ever!"

"Let me tell you the secret to happiness: it's simple, really."