SpongeBob SquarePants

"I declare today the day I move away from this nightmare."

"Why must I be surrounded by morons?"

"The only good thing about living in a pineapple under the sea is that it's away from SpongeBob."

"Living with SpongeBob is like being neighbors with a tornado."

"I don't care about money. I care about being better than everyone."

"Nobody understands my artistic vision."

"Tartar sauce! That's the evilest thing I've ever said."

"SpongeBob, you're a doofus, but you're a doofus I respect."

"I'm ready to quit my job."

"One day, all this will be mine."

"This is my last straw. I'm going insane."

"Why do they call it a TV set? There's only one."

"This is the kind of suffering I deserve."

"Sometimes I think the only sensible thing to do is go insane."

"Art is wasted on these barbarians."

"I'm not angry, I'm just... perpetually disappointed."

"The only thing worse than having a bad name is being neighbors with SpongeBob."

"I think I'm feeling something... yes, it's a stroke."

"Couldn't you have chosen a name that didn't rhyme with mine?"

"That's what I love about these people - they just keep trying."

"I'm not a loser, I'm just surrounded by them."

"The day I become manager is the happiest day of my life."

"I believe in giving back to the community."

"Let me tell you, failure is just success in progress."

"I'm a working man with big dreams."

"Sometimes solitude is what you need."

"Relationships are built on trust."

"I'm inspired by the simple things in life."

"History is made every day at the Krusty Krab."

"With imagination, anything is possible."