SpongeBob SquarePants

"Gary is the best pet ever."

"I'm grateful for my pineapple under the sea."

"Dreams do come true if you work hard."

"I'm the best fry cook in the seven seas."

"Every mistake is a learning opportunity."

"Patience is a virtue I'm learning."

"I'm stronger than I look."

"My spatula never lies."

"I have 374 names for Krabby Patties."

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"I'm not upset, I'm just a little emotional."

"Jellyfish are not mean, they're just misunderstood."

"I believe in the power of imagination."

"Life is a wonderful adventure."

"I want to help my friends achieve their dreams."

"The Krusty Krab is my second home."

"Every day is a new opportunity to make friends."

"I love my job, my boss, and my friends."

"Home is where you make it."

"I'm not a loser. I'm just less winning."

"I'm a Krusty Krab pizza for you and you."

"Tartar sauce!"

"I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready."

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm not just any fry cook, I'm THE fry cook."

"Even if I'm a lowly fry cook, I'm still a fry cook!"

"I have a square body and a round mind."

"Oh, you're a funny guy. Funny how?"