SpongeBob SquarePants

"Karen, what would I do without you?"

"Knowledge is power, and the formula is knowledge!"

"I've got a foolproof plan this time!"

"Why does SpongeBob always win?"

"Evil is an art form."

"Even a tiny plankton can change the world."

"I'm a master of disguise!"

"The Krusty Krab will be mine!"

"Karen, you complete me."

"Sometimes you have to think big to be small."

"I'd give up everything for the secret formula."

"Nobody appreciates true evil anymore."

"Genius is 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration... mostly perspiration in my case."

"SpongeBob may have won this time, but there's always next time."

"I'm not giving up until I get that formula!"

"The Chum Bucket will rise again!"

"Evil never sleeps, and neither do I!"

"Karen is my greatest invention and my greatest love."

"I've tried everything, but nothing works against SpongeBob!"

"Every genius needs a worthy opponent."

"Size doesn't matter when you've got brains!"

"I don't need friends, I need the formula!"

"Karen, you're the only one who understands me."

"I'm so tiny, nobody ever sees me coming!"

"One day, SpongeBob will slip up, and I'll be there to take it!"

"The secret formula is mine! MINE!"

"I'm evil, but I'm not a bad guy!"

"The best things in life are the people we share them with."

"We're all special in our own way."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."