SpongeBob SquarePants

"Look at all the pretty colors!"

"Nobody likes you when you're 23."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"The sky isn't blue, it's a giant dome."

"I have an idea! What if we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else?"

"This is the best day ever!"

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"I'm stupid, what's your excuse?"

"What's the name of the restaurant again?"

"You're a wizard, Harry."

"My leg!"

"I love you."

"F is for friends who do stuff together."

"I'm ready!"

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm not just a pretty face. I've also got a pretty body."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm destined for greatness, not this."

"The world is cruel and unjust."

"I need to find meaning in this meaningless existence."

"Everyone is annoying."

"I'm a victim of circumstance."

"My dreams are being crushed."

"I'm tired of being the only intelligent being here."

"Leave me be."

"I'm an artist and I deserve respect."

"Why is SpongeBob always happy?"

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

"This is absolute torture."

"I need to get away from everyone."