SpongeBob SquarePants

"This is the best day of my life and I'm miserable."

"Tartar sauce!"

"I'm not a loser, I'm just surrounded by them."

"SpongeBob, you're a loser."

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a sexy body."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."

"Me claws are made for counting cash."

"Success tastes like a Krabby Patty!"

"Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow in me register!"

"I didn't get where I am by being nice."

"In business, you win or you lose. There's no middle ground."

"Me restaurant is me legacy."

"A true businessman seizes every opportunity."

"Loyalty is important, but profit is more important."

"I rise before the sun to count me money."

"Never underestimate the power of a good profit margin."

"Business is war, and I'm a general!"

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'me' in money."

"I've built an empire on customer satisfaction and low prices."

"The customer may be right, but me cash register is always right."

"Me money is me baby."

"Keep your enemies close and your wallets closer."

"Quality products at reasonable prices—that's me philosophy."

"Me employees are me greatest investment."

"You gotta have ambition to get ahead in this world."

"Hard work and determination are the keys to success."

"I'll do anything to protect me business."

"Me restaurant, me rules, me profits!"

"Never leave money on the table."