SpongeBob SquarePants

"My failures only make my victories sweeter."

"There's beauty in a perfectly executed crime."

"I've dedicated my life to one beautiful goal."

"Fear is just fuel for my ambitions."

"I'm a plankton, but I dream like a whale."

"The universe owes me the secret formula."

"I don't believe in luck, I believe in preparation."

"Intelligence is the greatest weapon in the ocean."

"Sometimes you win, sometimes you don't, but you always try again."

"Karen, you complete me in ways the formula never could."

"I've got a plan that can't fail... probably."

"Evil may not pay, but it sure is fun."

"I live for the thrill of the heist."

"The formula is my white whale, my great obsession."

"Every villain has a tragic backstory."

"I'm small but mighty, weak but dangerous."

"Success tastes better when it's stolen."

"I've never met a problem my brain couldn't solve."

"The Krusty Krab will be mine, mark my words!"

"Technology and cunning beat brute strength every time."

"I don't need friends, I have plans."

"Every setback is a setup for a comeback."

"My brain may be tiny, but my ambitions are enormous."

"I've learned that patience is key to any great plan."

"Karen believes in me, even when no one else does."

"Why be good when you can be great... and evil?"

"Life's too short to play by the rules."

"I work hard for everything I don't have."

"The world doesn't appreciate genius when it sees it."

"I'm not evil, I'm just... misunderstood."