The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"Inspiration is looking at me and wanting to be better."

"Motivation? I'm walking motivation in a suit."

"War and peace both benefit from good hair."

"Politics needs more people like me - vain and beautiful."

"Literature would improve if I wrote it."

"Philosophy: I think, therefore I am fabulous."

"History repeats itself - mostly me, repeating myself."

"Technology will eventually recognize my superiority."

"Imagination helps you picture me even better than I am."

"Adventure is for people who aren't satisfied being themselves."

"Health is wealth, and I'm filthy rich."

"Money can't buy taste, but it can buy anything else."

"Power is the ability to command a room, which I do daily."

"Fear is unknown - I'm very well known."

"Strength isn't about muscles - it's about conviction in your own superiority."

"Kindness is complimenting someone, especially if it's me."

"Patience is waiting for others to catch up to you."

"Justice is served when Ted Baxter gets recognition."

"Creativity is about seeing what others miss - like my best angles."

"I'm grateful for everything - my genes, my charm, my mirror."

"Perseverance through hair loss - now that's dedication."

"Death and taxes are certain, but my tan is eternal."

"Beauty fades, but legend is forever - in my case, both apply."

"Dreams come true when you're as determined as I am."

"Work becomes pleasure when your work is being wonderful."

"A leader doesn't follow trends - he sets them, usually unwittingly."

"Faith in yourself is the greatest faith of all."

"The music of life is my voice reading the news."

"Art imitates life, but life imitates Ted Baxter."

"Nature created me, and I think it did a fine job."