The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"Peace of mind comes from knowing you're better than everyone else."

"Freedom is the ability to be yourself, and I'm myself brilliantly."

"Truth is subjective - mine is that I'm exceptional."

"Time passes, but I'm ageless."

"Knowledge is power, but looking powerful is more important."

"Change is inevitable, but my hairstyle is not."

"Hope is eternal, like my good looks."

"Family comes first, then ratings, then everything else."

"Courage means never backing away from the camera."

"The greatest love story is between a man and his reflection."

"I believe happiness is a choice - I choose to admire myself."

"Success isn't about the money - it's about the applause."

"True friendship is when someone doesn't point out your bad angles."

"Life's too short to wear unflattering ties."

"I always try to see both sides of an issue - my left and my right."

"Wisdom comes with age, but I'm trying to prevent that."

"Love is complicated, but looking good is simple."

"The secret of life? Believe in yourself - I certainly do."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't trust."

"Solitude gives you time to think about how great you are."

"Relationships are about compromise - you compromise, I stay perfect."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, like when I look in a mirror."

"Motivation comes from within, and within me is pure ambition."

"War is terrible, but it looks good on the news."

"Politics would be better if politicians looked like me."

"Literature is important, but have you read the headlines about me?"

"Philosophy asks big questions, but the biggest question is why I'm not president."

"History will remember Ted Baxter - probably in a very flattering way."

"Technology helps us communicate, usually about how great I am."

"Imagination is the only limit, but my face is limitless."