The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"Adventure is out there, but I'm content being here, on camera."

"Health is wealth, and I invest heavily in my appearance."

"Money makes the world go 'round, and I like being on top of the world."

"Power is the ability to influence people - my face does that naturally."

"Fear is just an emotion, like admiration, which I inspire regularly."

"Real strength comes from within - and within me is a very strong ego."

"Kindness is important, especially when people are kind enough to admire me."

"Patience is a virtue, but I don't have time for virtues."

"Justice is blind, which is why it might not appreciate my good looks."

"Creativity is born from thinking outside the box - I don't fit in boxes anyway."

"I'm grateful for my talents, my looks, and my incredible modesty."

"Perseverance is key - I've persevered through many outfit changes."

"Death is the one thing that can't improve my appearance."

"You can't buy beauty, but you can buy the products that create it."

"Dreams are what keep us going, especially dreams about my future in broadcasting."

"Work isn't work when you're doing what you love, like reading the news about yourself."

"A good leader leads by example - follow my example."

"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself. Well, almost."

"Music soothes the savage beast, but my voice does it better."

"Science proves that good looks are hereditary - thanks, Mom."

"Art is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder usually blinks first."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as me in HD."

"Peace comes from a clear conscience and good lighting."

"Freedom means the freedom to be yourself - and I'm glad I'm me."

"Time flies when you're on television."

"The greatest knowledge is knowing yourself - I look in the mirror every day."

"Education is important, but charm goes further."

"Change is good, unless it changes how I look."

"I always say, work hard, stay humble, and keep your hair perfectly coiffed."

"Hope springs eternal, especially when there's a camera nearby."