The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

"Adventure is really just making terrible decisions with confidence."

"The greatest love story is the one I have with myself."

"I've discovered that most people are better versions of themselves in isolation."

"Redemption is a myth sold to people who need hope."

"Suffering builds character, especially in my victims."

"The meaning of life is whatever you decide it is before authorities disagree."

"Sorrow is just joy in a different font."

"Joy is found in the small things, like breaking and rebuilding people."

"Loyalty is admirable until it interferes with my plans."

"Integrity is a concept best left to the naive."

"Growth requires stepping outside your comfort zone, preferably while kidnapping others."

"Mistakes are just lessons in disguise, usually a dark disguise."

"The path to enlightenment is paved with very poor choices."

"Passion is what drives us, often toward terrible decisions."

"Destiny is what happens when you stop waiting for it."

"Identity is fluid, much like my location and legal status."

"Sacrifice is just another word for other people's suffering."

"Responsibility is a burden I've learned to redistribute."

"Reality is what you make it if you have enough control."

"The unexamined life is bliss, which is why I've examined mine so thoroughly."

"Every great villain started as someone's misunderstood prince."

"Trust is a four-letter word, and so is mine."

"Forgiveness is for people who can afford to be weak."

"I believe in second chances, mostly for myself."

"The human condition is fascinating when observed from behind glass."

"Normalcy is just insanity we've all agreed to accept."

"I've learned that every person has a breaking point, and I've made it my specialty."

"The world is divided into two types of people: those I've met and those I'm waiting for."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking and planning."

"Relationships require trust, which is why I avoid them."